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Sources:
Florida Man Washes Ashore
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jul/26/florida-man-washes-ashore-bubble-device

Olympics Still Cursed
https://gizmodo.com/the-seemingly-cursed-tokyo-olympics-are-now-in-the-path-1847359708

Basketball Robot Makes its Debut
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/he-shoots-he-scares-toyotas-basketball-robot-steals-the-show-at-the-tokyo-olympics-11627313853

Making his Olympics debut, Mr. Robot 🤖 went for 3/3 at the half-time show!#Tokyo2020 #Basketball pic.twitter.com/GEFAJOve7d

— FIBA #Tokyo2020 (@FIBA) July 25, 2021

I, for one, would like to welcome our new basketball robot overlords. #Olympics
pic.twitter.com/ioZTuqse0i

— Tyler Roney (@TylerJRoney) July 25, 2021

Tom Brady Viral Clip Debunked
https://twitter.com/i/events/1419741113972232204

Man Nearly Jerks Himself Off to an Early Grave
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1052305720308053
https://nypost.com/2021/07/23/man-nearly-dies-after-suffering-stroke-while-masturbating/

German TV Mud Smear
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-57946430
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Timestamps:
00:00 – Strokes Causing Strokes
07:33 – Olympics Still Cursed
10:41 – Basketball Robot
13:57 – Tom Brady Viral Video Fake
17:11 – Stanley Nickel Token
20:17 – Real Fake News
22:44 – Florida Man Washes Ashore
27:49 – Jesus is With You
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